Easy to Get in but Impossible to Rise Up

Every "That's What She Said" Ever

That's What She Said!

#	Episode	Speaker	Straight line
2.02-1	Sexual Harassment	Michael	Jim: "No thanks, I'm good."
2.02-2	Sexual Harassment	Michael	Pam: "My mother's coming."
2.02-3	Sexual Harassment	Michael	Jim: "Wow, that is really hard." "You really think you can go all day long?" "Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling..."
2.10	Christmas Party	Michael	Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
2.12-1	The Injury	Dwight	Doctor: "Does the skin look red and swollen?"
2.12-2	The Injury*	Michael	Oscar: "You should put butter on it."
2.17	Dwight's Speech	Michael	Dwight eats grapes.
2.21	Conflict Resolution	Michael	Angela: "You already did me."
3.01	Gay Witch Hunt	Michael	Himself: "Put this matter to bed."
3.03	The Convention#	Michael	Jan: "I can't stay on top of you 24/7."
3.05	Initiation*	Stanley	Michael: "They taste so good in my mouth."
3.10	A Benihana Christmas	Michael	Waitress whispers in his ear.
3.12	Traveling Salesmen	Dwight	Michael: "I want you to think about it long and hard."
3.18-1	Cocktails	Michael	Jan: "Let's just blow this party off."
3.18-2	Cocktails	Jan	Herself: "Why is this so hard?"
3.21	Product Recall	Michael	Himself: "I need two men on this."
3.23	Beach Games*	Everybody except Michael	Michael: "Dip it in the water so it'll slide down your gullet more easily."
4.02	Dunder Mifflin Infinity	Michael	Himself: "Can you make that straighter?"
4.02	Dunder Mifflin Infinity	Michael	Himself: "That job looks hard."
4.02	Dunder Mifflin Infinity	Michael	Himself: "You should put your mouth on that."
4.04	Money	Michael	Himself: "And up comes the toolbar."
4.07-1	Survivor Man	Michael	Himself: "That's what I said."
4.07-2	Survivor Man	Jim	Michael: "I say things like that to lighten the tension when things sort of get hard."
4.08-1	The Deposition	Michael	Himself: "Come again?"
4.08-1	The Deposition	Michael	Lawyer: "And you were directly under her the entire time?" (2×)
4.08-2	The Deposition	Stenographer	Reading back Michael's testimony.
4.09-2	Dinner Party	Michael	Jan: "Well, you are hardly my first!"
4.12	Did I Stutter?	Michael	Dwight: "Force it in as deep as you can."
4.14	Goodbye, Toby#	Michael	Holly: "It was easy to get in but impossible to rise up."
5.01	Weight Loss#	Jim	Dwight:"Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow."
5.01	Weight Loss*	Michael	Jim: "It's gonna be tight."
5.04	Crime Aid	Michael	Himself: "It squeaks when you bang it."
5.05	Employee Transfer	Michael	Holly: "Don't make it harder than it needs to be."
5.06	Customer Survey	Pam	Kelly: "Dwight, get out of my nook!"
5.13	Stress Relief^	Michael	Himself: "Oscar, would you reach over and touch his thing?"
5.16	Golden Ticket	Dwight	David Wallace: "This is huge."
5.25	Café Disco#	Michael	Himself: "I can't force you to go down, but I can entice you."
6.02	The Meeting	Michael	Jim: "Instead you screwed me."
6.03	The Delivery	Michael	Jim: "Put it away."
6.20	New Leads	Michael	Darryl: "You need to get back on top."
6.23	Body Language^	Oscar	Michael:"Oh. Eso es lo que dice, el!"
6.26	Whistleblower	Michael	Michael: "Get it up. That's what..."
7.03	Andy's Play#	Michael	Michael: "I can't, Andy. It's too hard."
7.06	Costume Contest	Dwight	Dwight: "The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth."
7.08	Viewing Party	Michael	Gabe: "Michael, you're making this harder than it has to be."
7.09	WUPHF.com^	Michael	Himself: "Oscar is my queen. That's easy, gimme a hard one."
7.14	The Seminar	David Brent	Himself: "Comedy is a place where the mind goes to tickle itself."
7.16	PDA	Holly	Herself: "I'm not saying it won't be hard, but we can make it work."
7.22	Goodbye, Michael	Michael	Himself: "This is going to feel so good getting this thing off my chest."
9.05	Here Comes Treble	Creed	Clark: "There's no way you guys are making this magic with just your mouths."
9.26	Finale	Michael	Dwight: "Michael, I can't believe you came."

#Opportunity declined.

*Deleted scene.

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